Boris Capp
Ever been to a party and it was so good you cant remember if you were ever at the party? How about 10 or 15 of them? Seems a common problem at for Boris10 Downing Street so we will just have to wait for the findings of the Sue Gray Report! I don’t think that excuse would carry much weight in other households across the land.
Apologies to Andy Capp and Reg Smythe for this bit of fun.